Spanked by the Milkman Complete Set

I love my job. Look, I know it’s not everybody’s cup of tea, but most people’s cup of tea wouldn’t be the same without me. I’m up at four-thirty most days, around to the depot by quarter past five to load up, and then off on the road in my Blue Morris Minor pickup to deliver milk to the people who live in the village of Upper Middleton. We call it a village but it’s really a town with twenty thousand people living on the outskirts, and there are just four of us now doing milk delivery every day apart from Sunday, and we all work for the FDL (Fast Dairy Ltd.). Milk delivery is a thing of the past, I’m told, but that’s not true in Upper Middleton in 2001. I have the new town to deliver to as well as part of the old town, so I’ve got lots of smaller houses and bungalows on my route, as well as a few terraced houses.