Spanking the Babysitter

Orelia Kirby, known as Lia, is eighteen, athletic, brilliant at babysitting, and has initials that she only recently noticed stand for OTK. She charges eight pounds an hour, keeps a permanent Friday booking with the Davidsons, and has been logging life lessons since she was old enough to understand that the world operates on principles most people prefer not to state directly.

Spanking the Babysitter is the complete series, told in Lia’s voice, which is the most entertaining narrator’s voice in the catalogue. She is cheerful, honest, entirely without shame, and possessed of the specific quality of someone who knows exactly what she wants and has developed a very efficient system for getting it while appearing to have stumbled into it accidentally. The life lessons accumulate as the series progresses, each one earned through a specific encounter, each one delivered with the dry precision of a girl who paid attention in school and finds the world outside it considerably more instructive.

Mr Davidson is first. The ten-pound note left on the dressing table is not the mystery he appears to think it is. Mrs Davidson, who has been patting Lia’s bottom since the interview, has a box in the wardrobe that Lia has already investigated thoroughly and filed for future reference. The other families on Lia’s list have their own arrangements and their own specific evenings, and Lia arrives at each one with the professionalism of someone who charges eight pounds an hour and earns every penny.

The spankings are explicit and described in full, every position and every implement named and felt, the arousal tracked with the cheerful directness of a narrator who finds self-consciousness a waste of time. The sex is written with the same completeness.

This book contains explicit M/F and F/F erotic spanking, bare bottom correction, hand spanking, tawse and paddle use, domestic settings, first-person narrative, full nudity, and graphic sexual content between consenting adults.